Music
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Music was invented by the hit Video Game Friday Night Funkin' in the Year 2020. Whilst this is the widely regarded as the origin of music as we know it, many early attempts have been discovered throughout mankind's history. A notable example of such is The Beatles; The Beatles are important to note as those apes were the only few who came close to the sheer brilliance of kawai sprite's musical works.
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Music is one of the universal cultural aspects of all human societies. But as we all know animals can't make music because they're incompetent and underdeveloped, I fucking hate animals I wish I could pick my neighbour's shitty little dog and twist it's head 360 degrees so it can stop barking every FUCKING SUNDAY MORNING.(you fucking know who you are)
Anyways music around the world blah blah blah
Music of all type is still garbage like your mother after throwing money at the homelessman behind the dumpster
Everything we just told you has been one large elaborate lie. Music has been and always will be a load of shite. If you break down music to it's core components it's really just a pack of chimps banging pots and pans together. I mean... anyone can do it. You don't have to be smart or anything you just need to make a bunch of random ass noises and hope people like it. Every musician is a free-loading burden on society. Fuck music and fuck you. You so-called "music enjoyers" are the scum of the earth and are actively holding our society back, why do you think it took us so long to reach the moon? You FREAKS have been holding us sane people back for TOO LONG.
You enjoy music, I enjoy your mother, we are not the same
But that's a story for another time.. wink wink~ ;3 *starts making out with u*
Music around the globe
Music is one of the universal cultural aspects of all human societies. But as we all know animals can't make music because they're incompetent and underdeveloped, I fucking hate animals I wish I could pick my neighbour's shitty little dog and twist it's head 360 degrees so it can stop barking every FUCKING SUNDAY MORNING.(you fucking know who you are)
Anyways music around the world blah blah blah
- Mexican: Ay ay ay viva mejico
- Black: Rap (Boring and inferior. I'll take video game music or heavy metal any day over that) (Rap is like a mountain...)
- White: Undertale OST.
- Whiter than white (Britain): Various knife stabbing sounds (stabbing asmr)
- Japan: Anime openings (such as goku)
Closing
Music of all type is still garbage like your mother after throwing money at the homelessman behind the dumpster
Everything we just told you has been one large elaborate lie. Music has been and always will be a load of shite. If you break down music to it's core components it's really just a pack of chimps banging pots and pans together. I mean... anyone can do it. You don't have to be smart or anything you just need to make a bunch of random ass noises and hope people like it. Every musician is a free-loading burden on society. Fuck music and fuck you. You so-called "music enjoyers" are the scum of the earth and are actively holding our society back, why do you think it took us so long to reach the moon? You FREAKS have been holding us sane people back for TOO LONG.
